Sunday Night: Chili

Yesterday I made an absurd quantity of chili to have during the Super Bowl. I'm not going to do the full recipe, because I mainly make shit up with chili, but here are some of the quantities that I know for sure:
1.25 lbs ground beef
1.25 lbs ground turkey
8 oz salami (sopressata)
2 onions
1 lb bell peppers
10 serranos
6 chipotles
2 cups dried black beans
1 quart chicken stock
1 can tomatoes
2 tbs ground cocoa

We served this with shredded cheddar, chopped cilantro, chopped red onion marinated in lime juice and salt, and sour cream. It was divine.